You're in Sample.

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Just watched the red band trailer for Cop Out. I was skeptical, but yes—that is Tracy Morgan dressed as a cell phone.  I am sold. Zoom

Just watched the red band trailer for Cop Out.

I was skeptical, but yes—that is Tracy Morgan dressed as a cell phone.  I am sold.


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(via katsavegan, thexcornerxkid, fuckyeahslightlyamusing, belongings, flickflickflicker, hasslethehoff, pertoleu,ladyre) Via I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

(via katsavegan, thexcornerxkid, fuckyeahslightlyamusing, belongings, flickflickflicker, hasslethehoff, pertoleu,ladyre)


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(via katsavegan, tiresome, ache) HEEEEELLLLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH. Via I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

(via katsavegan, tiresome, ache)

HEEEEELLLLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH.


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Wouldn’t we all be happier if public masturbation were socially acceptable?


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I just ate a five-month-old popcorn ball.

Say your goodbyes now, I should be dead by sundown.


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thisiswhyyourefat: Bacontinos Bacon-wrapped Totino’s Pizza Rolls. (submitted by Kevin) Via This is why you're fat. Zoom

thisiswhyyourefat:

Bacontinos

Bacon-wrapped Totino’s Pizza Rolls.

(submitted by Kevin)


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Teen Girl With No Vagina Pregnant by Sperm Survival from Oral Sex

Holy shit.

I am totally presenting this tomorrow during Health class.


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Way to keep me sharp, school system.  Thanks for the challenge. Zoom

Way to keep me sharp, school system.  Thanks for the challenge.


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I have now succeeded in downloading every episode of SModcast to a school computer. I feel so hip and rebellious. Zoom

I have now succeeded in downloading every episode of SModcast to a school computer.

I feel so hip and rebellious.


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