Just watched the red band trailer for Cop Out.
I was skeptical, but yes—that is Tracy Morgan dressed as a cell phone. I am sold.
(via katsavegan, thexcornerxkid, fuckyeahslightlyamusing, belongings, flickflickflicker, hasslethehoff, pertoleu,ladyre)
I just ate a five-month-old popcorn ball.
Say your goodbyes now, I should be dead by sundown.
Bacontinos
Bacon-wrapped Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
(submitted by Kevin)
Teen Girl With No Vagina Pregnant by Sperm Survival from Oral Sex
Holy shit.
I am totally presenting this tomorrow during Health class.
I have now succeeded in downloading every episode of SModcast to a school computer.
I feel so hip and rebellious.





