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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to ‘teach her the ways of the force’. I just couldn’t do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can’t tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

I get this.

Things I’d forgotten:

• Kagney Karter
• Lesbianism, and it’s influence on my life
• James’s name
• Awkwardness, and it’s influence on my life
• Hating one’s own legs
• Ben’s Third Movie
• Baby Eternity
• Hentai
• What it feels like to have things touch your face
• Spice World
• Simon Birch
• My uncle’s voice
• The word “regalia”
• The Mirror Has Two Faces
• What it’s like to be read to

Blonde women always seem to be the best bus drivers.  They are good at what they do, and they are friendly.  They talk to me about the books I’m reading.

Yesterday for breakfast I ate a pudding cup.

I got the pudding from the cup to my mouth using a Chewy bar.

My dad and I just lit a Dixie cup full of gun powder on fire.

So that was awesome.

I would estimate the flames at maybe four feet.