January 2012
2 posts
mcmexican:
People talk a lot about the decline of civility and respect in our public discourse. People usually point toward things like bad manners, road rage, and overly negative, even hateful political rhetoric as examples of our society becoming meaner, coarser, and less civil. You know what no one ever mentions when we have this conversation? Those Charmin commercials with the cartoon...
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
7 posts
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Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
October 2011
2 posts
August 2011
7 posts
You guys post too much.
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July 2011
4 posts
June 2011
6 posts
Woke up at 12:30 pm. Time for a breakfast of pizza and orange juice.
I’m pretty sure the clown from Air Bud is one of the most compelling movie villains of all time.
May 2011
2 posts
Today I learned that Pop-Tarts do not go bad.
They simply go flaccid.
Today, I flossed for the first time in multiple weeks. There was totally nothing in there.
FUCK YOU HYGIENE I OUTSMARTED YOU.
April 2011
14 posts
My history teacher just prefaced this documentary by saying, “If you don’t like old people, you’ll be upset.”
Thank you for the warning.
The teacher of my American Government and Politics class keeps comparing the American government to the Borg.
It’s pretty awesome.
My history teacher just told us she can’t memorize dates.
Should I be concerned?
March 2011
21 posts
Thirty seconds of Santana and Rob Thomas’s Smooth, a message telling me all representatives are busy, repeat.
Thank you, Dermatology Specialists. Your phone line is very helpful.
