February 2012
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No-Hands Jones: Private Eye WATCH THE TRAILER.  IT’S AWESOME! It is hard to fund a film noir serial working for minimum wage.  PLEASE donate.  PLEASE reblog.  TELL EVERYONE! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1035299668/no-hands-jones-private-eye-a-film-noir-series
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thelovephoenix: No-Hands Jones: Private Eye - A Film Noir Series PLEASE DONATE! This is awesome sauce and you’d be making awesome sauce happen and therefore you will have helped create awesome sauce and be awesome sauce yourself. This is greatness please help and SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE!  Donate Here! ...
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January 2012
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mcmexican: People talk a lot about the decline of civility and respect in our public discourse. People usually point toward things like bad manners, road rage, and overly negative, even hateful political rhetoric as examples of our society becoming meaner, coarser, and less civil. You know what no one ever mentions when we have this conversation? Those Charmin commercials with the cartoon...
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November 2011
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Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
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Aug 16th
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You guys post too much.
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June 2011
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Woke up at 12:30 pm.  Time for a breakfast of pizza and orange juice.
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I’m pretty sure the clown from Air Bud is one of the most compelling movie villains of all time.
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May 2011
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Today I learned that Pop-Tarts do not go bad. They simply go flaccid.
May 23rd
Today, I flossed for the first time in multiple weeks.  There was totally nothing in there. FUCK YOU HYGIENE I OUTSMARTED YOU.
May 6th
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April 2011
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My history teacher just prefaced this documentary by saying, “If you don’t like old people, you’ll be upset.” Thank you for the warning.
Apr 28th
The teacher of my American Government and Politics class keeps comparing the American government to the Borg. It’s pretty awesome.
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My history teacher just told us she can’t memorize dates. Should I be concerned?
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March 2011
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